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An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn\'t any in the house.\" He says, \" I\'ll go get some.\" She says, \"Vanilla with chocolate sauce, with whipped cream on top and a cherry.\" She adds, \"Please write it down, I know you\'ll forget.\" He says,\" I won\'t forget. Vanilla with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry.\"
Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag. \"In it is a \"HAM SANDWICH\". She says,” I told you to write it down! You forgot the mustard.\
Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag. \"In it is a \"HAM SANDWICH\". She says,” I told you to write it down! You forgot the mustard.\
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death
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